Now I’m in a particularly lazy mood today so I’m going to share with you my lovely readers how I make the most out of a typical pj day:
Step 1- Find a comfy spot on the sofa/bed & spread out in an anti social position that prevents anyone from being in or near your relaxing little bubble (you can tell I’m single).
Step 2- Watch a chick flick, (now even if you’re reading this as a guy you can’t deny there’s nothing like a good old girly movie to take the edge off the day) I think I’m gonna go with ‘She’s the man’ , because it’s always nice to remember Amanda Bynes before she did a Britney and lost the plot.
Step 3- Gorge on the most unhealthy food you can get your hands on. Screw calorie counting and pig out. When in need of a pick me up drowning your sorrows in ice cream, is the way to go! So I’m stuffing my face full of Ben & Jerry’s phish food because there’s no greater joy than chocolate ice cream infused with marshmallows and you guessed it, even more chocolate.
Step 4- Repeat for the rest of the day, or until you feel as though you’ve reached an adequate level of slob.
Disclaimer- Your parents/partner/whoever will probably disapprove of your sorely unproductive day, but boy oh mighty is it worth it. Also do try not to make a habbit out of these days; however satisfying they are, because I don’t really want to be single handedly responsible for a rise in obesity.