In memory of the lovely and incredibly fashionable Joan Rivers (amazing comedian, and host of ‘Fashion Police’) I decided to create a list of my top ten fashion hates:
1- FUR why?! You’re not cruella de vil. Not cool bro.
2- Wearing a tracksuit for anything other than sporting activities, it hurts my eyes.
3- Ugg boots. Unless you’re an eskimo, no.
4- Socks with sandals, not even ironically, please stahhhppp.
5- Neon leggings they need to go. I would not be caught dead in them. Not even if you paid me. Sorry not sorry.
6- Animal print. It’s very jersey shore esque, if it’s not Halloween put it away.
7- Swing trousers. Now I’m not saying you need to wear daisy dukes, but if you want pants this swingy you might as well wear a skirt. Duhhh.
8- Fisherman hats. How in the name of God has this become any sort of a fashion statement?! My grandad used to have one, nuff said.
9- Sagging pants, why on earth would you want to show the world your arse? Doesn’t it class as indecent exposure? Put it away.
10- Last but certainly not least, the shell suit. Much like it’s predecessor the tracksuit, it should not be worn publicly. Never. Ever.
Thankyou Joan for inspiring the bitchy fashionista in me. Rest in peace, you absolute legend. 1933-2014